Thanks Spam!

September 30th, 2008 | by Daniel |

Like most people I get a ton of spam to a couple of my email accounts. i get several varieties, most prevalent are drug-related (e.g. “James lost 30LBS with Colonex!”) or my all-time favourite, the completely non-sensical waste of text (e.g. “Bedazzle cankerworm” or “Let me show you contraband monkey”).

Anyway… The other day I got some spam whose subject line read: “Everything will be alright…”. Gee, thanks spam. I was feeling down and you cheered me up a bit.

Now stop flooding my inbox, assholes.

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